Friday, July 14, 2006

sleep in heavenly peace

Once upon a time, a mattress shop bought a radio remote package. In addition to their regular commercials, the store got an two hour appearance by the radio station van, a remote tech and a deejay. I was happy to be assigned as the deejay. It's a good store and the extra cash is very welcome. This particular business is surrounded on three sides by a funeral home and adjoining cemetery. Fortunately the remote tech and I drove up to the mattress store on the fourth side. I never saw the cemetery until we were leaving as were driving through the funeral home parking lot. Had I known about the graveyard, I might not have been able to resist saying things like "come on out to the eternal sleep center" or "these prices are six feet under the competition" or "you'll be so comfortable on your new mattress that your friends will look at you and say: 'mm, mm, mm don't he look natural?'"
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1 Comments:

Anonymous Pam Mc said...

Frank, you sound like a mortician...

7/15/2006  

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