girl, Eli's a-comin', you better hide

The New York Football Giants merchandise catalog has all the stuff you would expect to find in it and more. Sure, you can buy t-shirts and hats but how about a cookie jar shaped like a heavyset chef with a mustache? Some of the items look like they were inspired by the products you can buy from CafePress. What woman doesn't want a Giants Hand Off Panty or a Giants Polka Dot Princess Thong?

Suppose for a moment that you are Eli Manning or Jeremy Shockey. You're complimented that replicas of your jersey are big sellers and are featured in the catalog. Fans can buy copies of your jersey in blue, white or red. But how do you feel about a jersey with your name and number on it that is fitted for women fans? That's probably okay as long as it's still blue, white or red, right? The Giants are selling ladies cut Manning and Shockey jerseys in pink.