say goodnight, Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan has been in the tabloid press and gossip blogs a lot lately what with getting reprimanded for her partying ways and the dehydration that followed. Many of the articles mention her current boyfriend, Harry Morton of the Hard Rock Mortons. Almost everybody I know is either too old or too young to understand why I find this funny.

When I hear about Lindsay being out with Harry Morton, I picture her dating the neighbor on "The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show." The character of Harry Morton was played by several different actors. The face that comes to my mind first is that of Fred Clark. He always remains black & white in my imagination. If you like playing with Photoshop, maybe you can put Lindsay together with the other Harry Morton and we can all have a laugh.