Friday, May 30, 2008

feng shui

This meeting of the Waffle House Board of Directors is called to order. Any new ideas?

We could serve fried chicken with every waffle!

I have no idea what you're talking about.

We should buy the empty lot next to our restaurant on Papermill Drive.

Yeah, we could use it as parking for eighteen wheelers.

No, let's keep thinking. What would Marshal Andy do?

Maybe we could enlarge our restaurant to serve twice as many customers.

No, I want to hear some more ideas.

Let's build a brand new Waffle House, exactly the same size as the old one.

Okay, but why?

Because the new one will be rotated 90° to the right!

You know that sounds crazy, don't you?

Not if our business plan is to get more northern exposure.

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Blogger Poetryman said...

the feng shui of chicken and waffles...who knew?

Blogger StephieB said...

That's hilarious! I haven't been west in a few months, so I hadn't seen that. Yikes, what a waste of money.

Anonymous catscratch diva said...

It figures.


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