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The "Coldest Beer in USA" sign will catch your eye when you drive past JoAnn's on Andrew Johnson Highway.
The beer is so cold that...
...you don't get drunk, you get brain freeze
...it's called Bud Dry Ice
...Ted Williams' head drinks it
The beer is so cold that...
...you don't get drunk, you get brain freeze
...it's called Bud Dry Ice
...Ted Williams' head drinks it
3 Comments:
...necrophiliacs head there for a quickie.
...it's the only beer cold enough to be served at Disney World.
...environmentalists are using it to combat global warming.
...each sip costs you an inch.
...it reminds me of my ex-wife.
...if you lick the head your tongue will freeze to it.
...they use it in Oak Ridge to make superconductors.
...it would make even me look cool.
...if you set it next to a Fredricks Of Hollywood catalog it becomes a pop-up book.
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